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memyselfandevelyn:

This made me laugh so bad!
Hi, you are pregnant, here’s some food. Have a nice day!

Now I want milkshake…

"You know what causes that, right?"

omg, I hate that one so much. NO, I HAVE NO IDEA. PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

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cuntology:

I can’t wait!!

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sweetfleet:

do you ever get really motivated to organize your stuff but like halfway after pulling everything out and getting things all over the place you lose the motivation and just sit in the middle of the catastrophe for like 2 hours on the computer before you decide to finish

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mamaswears:

I see this quote on Facebook & Pinterest, and I’ve got some shit to say about it.
When you’ve been together for a decade, and your kid is puking, and your husband left his underwear on the floor AGAIN, and there’s dishes piled up in the sink and you can’t take one more effing minute, you settle for less than butterflies. But it’s not settling. It’s fucking life. It’s marriage. It’s pouring a foundation for your children to build their lives on, and it’s companionship, and it’s warmth & home & safety. You settle for less than butterflies when you realize butterflies are flighty and inconsistent, and yeah—they’re pretty, but they’re not something you can build a life on.

reblogged because of that ^^^^ yessssssss

beyondthegraceg0d:

mamaswears:

I see this quote on Facebook & Pinterest, and I’ve got some shit to say about it.

When you’ve been together for a decade, and your kid is puking, and your husband left his underwear on the floor AGAIN, and there’s dishes piled up in the sink and you can’t take one more effing minute, you settle for less than butterflies. But it’s not settling. It’s fucking life. It’s marriage. It’s pouring a foundation for your children to build their lives on, and it’s companionship, and it’s warmth & home & safety. You settle for less than butterflies when you realize butterflies are flighty and inconsistent, and yeah—they’re pretty, but they’re not something you can build a life on.

reblogged because of that ^^^^ yessssssss

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